Must Read: Untamed Librarian… Part 9

“Good morning” Alan said as he woke Clara up with hot kisses down her body. Beautiful. Your skin is so smooth.”It really is a good morning” she said as she brought his head up and kissed him with vigor.

They tore at each other with Alan using both his hands and mouth to work wonders on her body. He cupped her Bosom in his hands and suckled them softly at first with Clara moaning and thrashing around with passion then he changed and bit into them.

Then he went down under lapping and eating her up with his hands fondling both her bossom, he used his tongue to touch into her then she broke down and had rocking orgasm which made her shout and tremble all over. “Please Alan. Please” she begged. “Please what? I want you to say it” “Please I want you inside me”.

He growled hard and plunged deep inside her. She moaned his name and wrapped her legs around his body to bring him closer to her. They moved together in harmony and faster they went till they came together into the brink of pleasure shouting each other’s name as they came.

 Alan collapsed on Clara’s body with both of them still breathing hard and their heart beating loudly against their chests. “I’m heavy.let me get off you before I crush you.”He said “don’t get off yet,I like how your heart is beating against mine.”She said.

“I’m hungry and thirsty but I don’t wanna get out from this bed with you” he said as he removed himself from her body. He got off the bed and n’t let me crush you.” He said. “No it ok, I like it this way.”
“I’m hungry and thirsty,but I don’t wanna leave this bed with you in it.” He kissed her forehead and got off the bed Unclad, then went to the kitchen to forage for some food. Clara sighed blissfully and got out of the bed to go to bathroom.

 As she was having her bath, Alan came in and took the sponge from her “let me help you.” He used the sponge to wash her Bosom until it got hard and pink then continued down her stomach to her crotch where he dropped the sponge and used his hands and fingers.

“I need to use my fingers at this juncture because the sponge is too hard and it isn’t good for your soft core. She blushed pink and moaned with pleasure and then she grabbed him in the shaft and pumped him with her hands. “Oh Clara, yes! oh yes! touch me baby”.

He inserted his fingers into her wet core and fingered her hard and deep,using his free mouth to suckle her Bosom. They moaned together and then Clara bit him in his neck as her orgasm hitted her hard. She collapased on him and panted whith the water rushing from the shower.

They finished having their bath and came out wearing bath robes to go to the kitchen. They ate some eggs and bacon and went back to bed to make love.

     It was late afternoon before they wore their clothes and sat down by the television to watch a movie. “Labour day is in two weeks time, so you’re following me to the house for the annual labor day picnic.” Alan told clara. “Oh ok. But I’m kinda scared.” She said.

“Why are you scared?” “Well, I don’t know if your family would like me or not, you know I’m not that pretty or come from a rich family.” He laughed and said “my family are not monsters Clara,they would like you especially my mother.

You’re beautiful you know that and being rich or not doesn’t count. You have a good character why wouldn’t you be loved?” He cuddled her and they continued watching their movie.

       “Stay with me don’t go….” Alan pleaded. “It is sunday night Alan, I’ve got to get to the library early tomorrow and again I can’t wear the same cloth that I wore on saturday.”

 She said. “But you just bought new clothes which is here, you can wear it and then I’ll drop you at the library and come to take you home.” He said as he moved towards her.

 “Don’t! Don’t you dare move. I won’t be able to think if you touch me. Ok….I’ve got new clothes with me here, new shoes and even new makeups….”

She said as she pushed her glasses to her nose. “Good so it’s settled.” Alan stated as he began to remove her glasses and clothes. “No it isn’t settled fully.” She said with her voice getting thick with desire. “Yes it has been settled” and carried her towards the bed kissing her along the way.




To Be Continued…

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Must Read: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k At A NightClub (18+)… Part 8

A Story written by @iamsynord… (Ff @iamsynord on twitter)…

After  much begging and pleading, this People in black uniform no gree leave us ooo….

The driver kept using jesus to beg them, begging them in the name of God, this people dem no listen ooo…

E jo sir nitori olohun,.,

na cat dey meow oo abi na dog dey bark, this people no gree even do as if say dem hear anything…

Untill they came to me and said i look like a weed smoker … Haha, they said my lips is too black and i must be an internet warrior…

Dey asked for my phone…. Me that i did not want the babe to see my java phone … I had to give them ….. As dem see am, their hand fall… No be iphone or htc, and kik or any suspicious app no dey…

Next they said i was kidnapping the girl…. :(

haha, i was almost losing my patience but she kept telling me to cool down plus the driver appeal too..

” we are going to club ‘
club
yes
Real madrid get match today…

My Father Oh mY Father… Look at our nigerian police….

It was not untill i dropped 5k which they initially called 10k but i had to price down before they allowed me to pass ooo…

‘ we dey protect ur lives oga…. Normally na 2k we suppose collect but this change eh…now u are talking…..

:…

That was how 5k went phiam…
My mood bin don dey change small small but this babe constant strokes and words just they calm me down….

We got to the club and the taxi called it 1k…. Tho i knew it should not be up to that, i did not want to look broke or stingy before the babe so i added 1000 and gave him 2000… Make i kuku sabi say 7k don go….

Shey una dey count how much they go now :|

As i dropped and attempted to call my guys, i just saw 6 people walking towards us..

I could see tosin and lasisi in Aba made nike shoes ,( the exact one lasisi borrowed from me and as failed to return :(),  walking towards me with like 4 other people behind dem….

After introducing the babe to them and dem to the babe and the initial hailing and tuale baba  , boateng boss and all other isuki…

i called them aside and inquired about their entourage…..

Na so dem start stupid excuse…., :(

the last guy there is lalasticlala and He came with dominique , his babe….

Dem claim the lala guy was disturbing them that he wants to flex small as he is always busy and after a delicious snake meat pepper soup at mamagee buka, they decided to also bring along to see the outside life :(

I was getting furious but i managed to keep calm..

‘ what about the remaining two girls ‘ i asked with all seriousness…

They narrated that the babes were  with them and to keep them company…

Ok oo, Hope say una carry money come sha…… I asked ., heading bk to my bae for d night…

It was at this point , lasisi held my versace shirt and dragged me back a little . He now started explaining  like a parrot  with tosyne too chipping in, talking about how they were unable to get money and how i will pay for their entry,, bla bla bla…

Haa, better be going back home…
This night.
Yes what is my own business,se e ya were

please boo, please

it got into a heated argument btw me nd my guys and almost attracted the attention of the scary  looking bouncers to us……

Not untill  the nairaland babe came to pacify me and stroke my chest again….

Eh hu..,,,

my own body just shivered…

Baby, shey bi its just two of the guys, the ladies are free now…

Yes…

Pls just pay for…

No ,,, u dont

before i finish statement, she don smile rub my chest again…. Kasa ya sa ba ba le…..

If not for her :(, na night guard for use dane gun break these people like today…

Hope ur friend lackadasical abi wat do u call him sha carry him money come ? I asked tho seriously pained internally about the  money i get to spend on the boobless and pussiless friends of mine…

Yes, i av money… That one too carry mouth reply…

With that solved, we approached the gate …. Only for the bouncers to day yarn another dust entirely,,

To Be Continued…

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Must Read: BBW (Big Bold Woman)..... Part 1

A Story written by Boyo…

On that sunny afternoon tunde was at a nearby super market to get fresh eggs for  the house, funke was smiling at him  from the counter, one  of the other customers at the shop had to look back at him to see who she was smiling at, when it was his turn to pay he slipped a thousand naira on the table for her and whispered “ see you at 7” then she replied “ I wouldn’t  miss  that for anything in the world” then he left the shop,  on walking down the street back to the house, suddenly he heard car tires screeching!!!!! behind him, he looked back but couldn’t fully get a full view of the car before being KNOCKED INTO THE NEARBY GUTTER, that was the last thing he remembered.

RECAP

After the presentation to their clients that afternoon his boss said to him “Nice job u did there Tunde , I knew you gave it your best shot“ I looked at him with a sad face and nodded  then he said “ don’t feel bad about It, you are still the best 3D designer we have got around here, such thing happen when you work too hard, you know what  I have discovered  from my experience in this job? it is that you need time to get away , that way you get new ideas, new inspiration, so if I were you I wouldn’t waste time on this issue , tomorrow morning I will be on the plane jetting out to somewhere nice” he said with a smile and left his office, he learned back in he’s chair turned around and stare at the busy road from the glass wall of my office, then he thought “ I think Mr. smith is right, I need some rest ,I need some new ideas, I need to go somewhere inspiring, but were will I even go? ,France?, Italy?, Holland? ” the ring tone of his cell phone brought him back to reality, he looked at the screen and it was his cousin Dayo from Nigeria,

”  hey badoo!, how you dey ” he said “ omo I just dey  low-key o, how is work? “ he said, ‘ Men work is ok jare , just a little stressed out noni ” he replied, “ men you need to dey rest o” I was just thinking of where to spend two weeks out of my leave self, wait how is your schedule for the next two weeks “ he said , “ next two weeks? Nothing much, just work, do you want to come to naija?” he said “ yeah ,abi what do you think? ” he  replied “it’s cool , but hope you will be able to cope when am at work sha” I go manage jare he said ” ok no problem make the arrangements and let me know your schedule for arrival ok” he said, “no problem bro will do that” have got to go bro will talk to you later.

To Be Continued…

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Must Read: My Oga’s Wife (18+)…Part 1

It was around 9 0n Monday night when my phone rang. I looked at the CallerID and saw the call was coming from ‘Danby, Todd.’ Great, I thought. My boss was calling me from home. Which was also strange considering I thought he was out of town on a business trip. I thought about avoiding the call, but I’d had a few problems at work the past week and didn’t want to piss Todd off any more, so I picked up the phone.



“Hello,” I said. A female voice responded, “Is this Dan Mitchell?” “Yes,” I said, thinking I recognized the voice, but unsure. “Who is this?” “This is Alice Danby.” Alice was Todd’s wife. I’d met her a few times at office parties. She was quite nice and very attractive. And she had not-so-subtly come on to me more than once. “Hello, Mrs. Danby,” I replied. “How are you?” “I’m fine, Dan, yourself.” “I’m well,” I replied, still confused.



 “What can I do for you?” “This may seem like an odd request,” she said. “But I was wondering if you would come over.” “Um…I’m not sure I…what do you mean?” “Just what I said,” she replied. “I was wondering if you wouldn’t mind coming over.” I was speechless for a moment and she sat patiently on the other end of the phone waiting for a reply. “Mrs. Danby,” I said. “This is a bit of an odd request.” “Look,” she said.



“My husband is out of town and…I was just wondering if you’d come over for a while.” I figured I knew what she wanted. A woman who calls a man asking him to come over and specifically mentions that her husband is out of town is clearly looking for one thing. It made me slightly uncomfortable since she was the wife of my boss, but again, she was very hot. “I’m not sure I know what this is about,” I replied, playing dumb, “but I suppose I could come over.”



 “Great,” she said. “You remember where the place is, right?” “Yeah, I know where you live.” “Excellent. So I’ll see you in twenty minutes or so.” “Twenty to a half hour.” “See you then.” I heard her click off the call and I hung up my phone. Wow, I said to myself.



I wasn’t completely sure what to make of this, but I was already beginning to feel aroused. I went into my bathroom and slipped a condom into my pocket and then I locked my apartment, went to my car and made the twenty minute drive to my boss’ house which was in the upscale suburb of the city.



 I rang the doorbell and Alice answered the door. My jaw dropped. She was wearing nothing but a lacy black teddy. Her blonde hair fell shoulder length and she smiled a s*xy** and seductive smile, seeing my reaction. “Come on in,” she said. I walked into the house and she closed and locked the door.





 “I sent our maid home early,” she said. “So we have the house all to ourselves with all the privacy we need.” I was still nervous about the situation, but not having second thoughts. Still, I knew that I should at least feign some kind of protest about this. “Mrs. Danby,” I said, “I…”





“Please, call me Alice,” she said. “Alice,” I said. “I’m not sure that we should be doing this.” She smiled at me again. “There’s absolutely no reason why we shouldn’t,” she replied. She wrapped her arms around my neck, resting them on my shoulders. She kissed me gently on the lips. “Alice,” I said. “You’re my boss’ wife. I…”





 “Dan,” she said. “Let me tell you something about my husband. I can’t even recall the last time he had a secretary he didn’t F**K. And any time he’s away on a business trip, like he is right now, he winds up Bleeping some woman there, too. I see no reason why I shouldn’t be allowed to sleep with someone else as well.”



 She let one of her hands drift down below my waist and grab my crotch, and there was no way to hide how hard I was. “Besides,” she said. “I only plan on Bleeping one other guy.” I slide my shoes off of my feet as she took me by the hand and led me upstairs



. I followed her willingly, staring every moment at her amazing body, her firm, tight butt swaying side to side. We walked into her bedroom and she didn’t waste any time. She slowly unbuckled and unzipped my pants letting them fall to the floor. As they fell, I reached into the pocket and pulled out the condom, ready to toss it to the bed.



She took my hand, shook her head and the condom fell to the floor with the pants. I let her pull them away from my legs along with my socks as I unbuttoned my shirt and slid it off of my body.



She lay down on the bed and propped herself up on her elbows. I stood there staring at her, my Joystick tenting my white briefs. “Well,” she said. “What are you waiting for?” I fell on the bed on top of her. I kissed her passionately, both of us breathing heavily.



 As we kissed, our tongues slid into each other’s mouths. My hands slid the shoulder straps of her teddy away from her shoulders, brushing against the smooth skin of her arms. I pulled the teddy up, over her head, off of her body y leaving her completely Unclad underneath me. Her body was perfect.

To Be Continued…

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Fresh Music: Malomo - Plan Well (Panda Cover) @iAMmalomo

 Malomo a.k.a Farabale, has decided to Refix the popular 'Panda' music by dropping some Heavy weight Punchline to 'Panda Cover'  titled   'Plan Well'. This Yoruba ingenious Rapper will blow your mind.

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Must Read: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k At A NightClub (18+)… Part 7

A Story written by @iamsynord… (Ff @iamsynord on twitter)…

i no fit wait ooo….. Make friday land ooo… ;D

and here we are,. Friday….. TGIF…

Early momo, i don wake up arrange the whole house, comot all the cobwebs and clean everything in toto

Spray everything, all the hook and cranny wey i never touch in months , na him my broom touch..

Evrything clean fem fem…

I buy two airwicks to scentillate the house and strategically placed banner of semi Unclad ladies in the room so immediately she enters, she go know say na straight to business
..

So it wont be awkward as he don tey wey i enter club last…. Na since jonathan period i enter club last and na local club vis a vis beer parlour…

Not a top notch disco house like this..

I holla my neighbour, lasisi69 and my friend, tosyne2much about the party and they all agreed….

Carry your money come ooo… ….

I made sure i  sounded it in the ears…..

Besides sef,. Even if dem no carry money come, pata pata i go pay 1k for them each make dem enter stay regular while me and my bae ;D go chill for VIP…
….

At least, dem go ginger person small….

Around 7pm , With the room set and everything balanced, i bought a pack of protection … Me i no want any babydaddy drama wey person go come they create thread on top person for here..

7 30pm, i called all involved parties to remind them of tonight party….

Sure…… Pick me up at around 10.

She sent in her location and  told me to get ready ;D

…. Emi gan  files bad guy… Okunrin meje yaya mefa….

Wan fe ku laleyi… Make ten quick nack abeg ;D… 

9 50pm

After taking Four canned origins, jogging and strolling around to allow free flow of blood to every nook and cranny of my body, reading up on various s*x techniques and how to satisfy your girl threads on nairaland, and arranging a film folder of fifty shades of grey,spartacus,powers and tudors on my laptop, i finally went out and i bought the boosters i..e  tramadol and refnol and hid it in my back pocket…..

With a last check on my room setting and well laid blanket and blue bulb, all was set for the arrival of the special one…

I called  mr end time and mr Top ten , they both notified me they were on their way….i just end the call straight…we go dey meet for there…..

I chartered a taxi to pick up this babe and ebelebe , i was not dissapointed…

Her Os was IOS… The display picture correlated with reality… Everything full pa pa pam..choi.. Plus that her smile even in the dark.

My screw driver struggled to bust out of its enclosure on sighting the micro mini – mini skirt she was in as i had to put my hands in my pocket to correct the kini that wants to put me to shame…

Hi……

Hi….. I said still holding my hands in my pocket  ….

Her glowing Bosom with a necklace almost made me mad.,..Even the taxi driver who i later identified as one Seun Osewa could not hide his admiration for the babe Cow bell , our milk factory….

We striked a conversation and i tried to touch her at one point as i manouvred the Bosom small but not too long ,she smiled.

What you will eat tire, u dont rush it now….. She said in an OAP like and angelic voice as she licked her tongue and stroked my thing gently….

Jesus is Lord…

…the taxi driver kept looking back and smiling…

Ojigbijibi ooo… Haa… Omode yii waa gba kontrol …

We were almost at the club, when we  encountered the men in black…..:( :|

To Be Continued…

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Must Read: Untamed Librarian… Part 8

They finished shopping and Alan drove them to his house.”Well, you’ve been asking to see my house and here we are.”

 “Hmm not bad” she said. They went in and dropped the shopping bags on a table. “Let me take you round the house.” He took her to each of the rooms and when they finished, Clara said to him, ” I’m famished, what do you have in the house that we can eat?”

 “Oh! I’m sorry! I didn’t even think that you’ll be hungry by now. Let’s go to the kitchen and see what we can eat”. 

They went into the kitchen and they found some steaks in the freezer. Alan grilled the steaks while Clara made a salad to go with the steak. They ate in comfortable silence and then, went to the patio to sit down on the chairs that decorated the patio. “What a nice evening!.” 

She sighed. She faced him and said “I heard you telling the jeweler earliet that your parents’ anniversary is coming up,how many years have they been married?” ” You heard right their anniversary is coming up the week after labor day. They’ve been married since 33 years, I’m 32.” he answered.

 “That’s good. My parents too were married for 25 years before they died in a car accident. They so much love each other.” I still miss them so much even though it has been 3 years they died.” She smiled sadly. 

“So you’re 28. Cool.” She nodded absently her mind has wondered far away to the past where she was with her parents on christmas day. They sat round the christmas tree with many gifts under the tree and a carol was playing on the radio. 

They laughed and opened each others gifts and oohed and ahhed on them. Clara was given a beautiful cashmere sweater…. 

“Hey clara where did your mind go?” Alan said softly at her as he liftd her into his arms “oh I’m sorry, I had a trip down memory lane” she touched her face and saw that she was crying “I-I-I…..” She choked on her words and buried her face into Alan’s shoulder and cried hard. “Hush now baby it’s going to be alright” Alan said to her as he rubbed her back. She quited down and tried to apologize for soiling his shirt with tears.

 “No worries clara. Just shut up and kiss me.” Clara put her arms around his neck and kissed him. Alan groaned “I want you Clara”. “Then take me Alan. Please.” She whispered. Alan snapped and carried her to his bedroom. He placed her on the bed and started kissing all her body. 

They pulled off their clothes and touched each other. They whispered sweet words to each other as the passion got intense. When Alan saw that she was wet enough, he parted her leg and entered into her slowly then, he heard her gasp in pain and looked up at her face ” oh God! You’re a virigin.”

 He tried to pull out but she held him in with her legs “pleease don’t stop now,please Alan” she cried to him. Alan took her face and kissed her then, moved to get in deeper. Clara moaned with pleasure and moved with him.

 They got into a rhythm and faster they went and then, Clara shouted as her orgasm hitted her hard, Alan growled and he bit her neck as he released into her. They laid beside each other spent and breathing hard. 

“That was….wow!” Alan said as he got his breathe back. “It was incredible I never knew it would be amazing like this.” She smiled to him and he kissed her. “Why didn’t you tell me you were a virgin?” 

He asked as he trailed his fingers on her belly. “Well, I’m not anymore” she ginned at him. “I can’t believe you’re 28 and a virgin. Why didn’t you date anybody?” He asked “believe it because nobody wants anything to do with a dowdy and fat librarian until you.” She answered as she snuggled up to him.

 “That was because you intrigued me from the start and your s*xy** voice got me” he grinned boyishly “s*xy** voice? You called this throaty noise a s*xy** voice?” She laughed hard “you must be jaded” 

“hey I know what I’m saying your voice is a bomb” he said as he kissed her throat. She moaned with pleasure “another? Aren’t you tired?” “No I’m not. You’re so beautiful” he said as he looked at her body.

 Then, he kissed every inch of her body making her gasp and plead for more. He gave her more and they made love till the wee hours of the night. They both went off to sleep with their arms around each other.

To Be Continued…

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Must Read: Untamed Librarian… Part 7

“Do you feel comfortable with wearing all these your grandma clothes? Even my granny dresses more than you do” Alan said the second night after their date. They were having dinner at Clara’s house. 

She dropped her fork and looked him in the eye “what are you trying to say? That I’m too poor to buy muself good clothes or that I don’t have taste in fashion? She said with fury burning in her eyes. “Hey calm down baby,i was curious that’s all.” He shrugged. “Well, I tried wearing colours but I just didn’t look good in them so I decided to stick with somber colours.” She said with a shrug. Alan laughed.”

Let me tell you the truth,since I’ve got a good eye with colours you would look good in virtually all the colours. You need a total makeover Clara, then you’ll see how beautiful you really are. Come here Clara let me kiss you”. 

She got up from her seat and went to sit on his laps with her arms around his neck. He kissed her long and hard with his arms moving up to caress her Bosom “hmmn baby I want you” he whispered as he placed kisses down her face and neck. “But…I gotta be a gentle man and not make love to you too soon.” He said as he continued caressing her Bosom. 

“Please Alan,take me now” she cried to him as she trembled to his touches. Alan stopped abruptly and carried her to her bed “please try to understand Clara I don’t want you to think it is only s*x I want from you. Touch me Clara” she touched his Joystick and was wide-eyed to see that it was hard.

He really wants her. ” You see what you do to me? I take cold showers just because of you Clara. Please don’t let us start what you might regret in the morning” 

He stood back and watched her with hungry eyes as she dressed for bed.”Sleep well my Clara” and kissed her fore-head. Then he went away. Clara sighed deep and fantasized about how making love with Alan would be. 

She imagined him kissing her and caressing her body slowly, she touched her body and imagined Alan’s hand traveling through her body. She fiddled with her Bosom which was still hard from Alan’s touch and brought out her Romance-Machine which she hasn’t used in a while. 

She used her fingers first and inserted it inside her wet core then she began fingering herself with the Romance-Machine too vibrating outside her core. She continued like that and her orgasm hitted her with her moaning in pleasure. 

When she finished,she was surprised by her actions and blushed pink even though there was no-one to see her. The Romance-Machine was a gift from a long-time friend though this night was her first night of using the toy, 

she was kinda pleased with herself for bringing herself an orgasm which she has never had before partial thanks to Alan too because he left her aroused and thinking of him Unclad. She went to sleep and had a dreamless sleep.

It was saturday morning with Alan ringing the bell of Clara’s house.She opened the door with a sour look on her face ” you must have a good reason for making me wake up at this hour or you are going to get hurt” 

“ooooh look who is happy to see me this bright morning! We’re going shopping! Isn’t it cool?! But first let me make you some coffee cos I know you’re not yet with me” Clara looked at Alan with a I’ll-get-you-back-for-this look and went up to brush her teeth. 

She came back down and saw the coffee brewing with bacon sizzling on the stove. She went to pour a cup for herself and downed it,she was taking her third cup and feeling back to normal when she was grabbed and kissed “good morning beautiful”
 Alan dropped her with a big grin on his face and went back to frying the bacon. Clara looked wide-eyed but recovered pretty quickly to say “someone is in a chirpy mood this morning” she sat down to eat the bacon and scrambled eggs that was being served by Alan. “Yea because we’re going shopping at the city” Alan said as he sat down to eat his own food. “Uhnn? But I hate shopping!” She pouted “I hate it too but I know it is going to be fun all the way. So be quick and gget dressed or should I help you dress?” Alan inquired with laughter in his eyes. “No thank you I’m perfectly fit to dress myself” she finished eating and went up to have her bath and dress up with Alan clearing the plates used for eating into the dish-washer. She got down few minutes later and they got into the car and drove to the city.

Alan parked at a mall and they both got down and went in. They entered a women’s clothing store and Alan took her to a specialist who looked at the colour of her eye and skin colour and told her the colours she can wear which were virtually all colours. Then, both of them started checking the clothing racks to see the clothes that will look good on Clara. Alan choosed some for her and she also choosed some.

 Her hands were full with clothes and Alan told her to go into the dressing room to try all the dresses. He sat down and waited for her to model the clothes for him. Clara came out of the dressing room dressed in a chic white blouse and an orange skirt “so?” She asked. “Pretty”. She went in again and came out wearing tight-fitted jeans and a mid-riff blue top. 

“Good. It brings out your blue eyes” she smiled at him. As she was coming out to pose for him, Alan got harder and tried covering it up by cross-legging his legs and also taking a magazine on the table to cover it. Clara not knowing what was happening came out wearing a sea-green long curve-fitting dinner dress with off-shoulders. 

Alan swallowed and found that he was speechless and looking with wide-eyes “goodness, you look beautiful,tongue-tying all you just need is a pearl necklace to complete your look” he said. She blushed pink and was jumping inside knowing that she just made Alan kevlar drool. 

“Thank you, but I think I need to get out of this dress so as to not stain it.” She came back out of the dressing room wearing the jean and blue top and packing the dress she first wore into a bag. Alan looked at her admiringly and they went to the desk to pay, Clara brought out her card just as Alan brought out his.”I’m paying Clara.”

 “No you’re not I’m the one to wear the dresses not you.” “Ok let’s do it like this, we’ll split the bill. I’ll take the larger cut and you’ll take the lower cut.” He decided. “Ok you win Alan let’s pay.” 

The sales woman looked at them amusingly and she tagged and packed all the clothes. She said the price and they splitted it together just as they agreed. They moved on and went to the lingerie store. “Hey! You can’t come in here with me. Go away this is a private business.” Clara told Alan. “I’m not going anywhere honey bun,I’m following you wether you likw it or not.”

 He said mockingly. Clara sighed and walked in to the store. She saw some beautiful matching bra and pant but they were too expensive. Alan saw where her eyes were going and made a note to order for a whole set for her.Clara bought some new nighties and some not very expensive undies. They got out and Alan pulled her to as stop at a jewelry store.

 He went over to a diamond bracelet with pink trimmings which was in a case and told the attendant to open the case and bring out the bracelet. He took Clara’s hand and clasped it on her wrist “knew it would fit your wrist” he said to no-one in particular. He told the attendant to keep the ruby necklace for his mother whose wedding anniversary was around the corner.

 “No,No,No I can’t. I can’t take this, it is too much Alan! You don’t have to buy me this, it is beautiful but not for a woman like me” she complained. “And what type of a woman are you talking about? I bought it because I knew it would suit you. if you like lost it or give it to a person but don’t you return it to me.

 Can’t I buy jewelries for my woman? I could decide to deck you in different types of jewelries,because you’re my woman!” He said to her even though she still looked uncomfortable. “Ok but what if I lost it or something?” She asked. “It’s upto you because it is yours now.” “Thank you Alan. Really, Thank you”. She said and kiss Him.




To Be Continued…

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Must Read: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k At A NightClub (18+)… Part 6

A Story written by @iamsynord… (Ff @iamsynord on twitter)…

i chartered a taxi with only me in the car so the babe no go reason me local….. So from the minute i drop, she go sabi say kini

Kosere ni moscow…

I got there …… U got think say na me nicki and musa sing that all eyes on me song for..

Everybody was just feeling the boy… Baba iya anybody.

.i tried to scan the place  for her face but  na the eyes of the stonecold waitress my own eyes dey meet… i couldnt locate her..

i tried dialling her number yet again but she no pick .. perhaps she was on her way,stucked in traffic or something …

i dialled my date number again.. she didnt pick up..this happened almost 6 times .. i messaged ,, yet no reply.

Sir , please what are you looking for ?? the very rude statement came from one of the ugly female waiters  who had been staring at me all this while but i no gree look her side.

I wanted to give her  a very stupid answer but  i controlled myself..

“ am waiting for someone “ i said calmly..

Ehn :(

Ehnn.. :-/

Ok , but you have to buy something sir… we have special discounts for today

Ok gimme….

So i ordered for  food  wey i no budget for ..,,,

By the time wey i don waste like two hours for dere, with different people staring at me and making comments , na so i vex comot.

When i reach house, i para gan for the babe and questioned why she take me for such a fool…. :(  

she sha dey begged , that her phone died, her battery swelled up , her charger burnt, her ki ni kan, ki ni kan.
I seriously insulted her and all but she kept her cool and later me sef calm down because she get my weak point…..
As i was busy spitting fire like merlin dragon, she was sha apologizing….
E no tey wey she sha beg sey wetin she fit use appease me..
Me sef , take big risk and like play ,like play replied ” Bosom will do it for me ”
i was almost regretting my action when  almost 15 mins later, i saw a picture on my whatsupp nd gbam…..
She sent it…..

jesus is lord……
Do you like it ? She asked..
Ehn, like ki ke, i cherish it ni fa…..
And gbam, that was how did whole thing turn to s*x chat ooo…. (mind you, me i didnt send any picture :(, only her)
and she kept sending those pictures,,, and she kept sending them…you go think say she get folder for them ni.
….
” will you go clubbing tomorrow ?
“hmmn well am not sure
“please be sure ooo……
By the time she tell me things wey she go do me for the club and after the club say we go go my house and do some other things, i had no choice than to concur…
Yay, i wouldnt dissapoint this time around… ”
we fixed a top club in abuja which we would be attending and continued our chatting which deviated from the Most high commandments..
I will………. ;:p.,  i will……   I will sit…. I will grab…… I will swallow the…….
Egbelegbe ooo…
By the time wey the chat go finish for around 11 30pm, i don use two full vaselines that i just bought and was halfway through the third one…
Wetin i go do this girl after club ehn….
I just couldnt wait for friday to knack… Kasa !!


To Be Continued…

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A Story written by @iamsynord… (Ff @iamsynord on twitter)…

Oh ok,  where do you stay in Abuja ?

…  Near Zuma rock…” i replied..

… Aww tho.. Am currently in Abuja and am bored ? I hope you dont mind if we can hook up or go on a date or something……lol…

:o

i checked the message again and checked myself from head to toe…

Le mi naa ? Ha, Wahali God is indeed wonderful…. E jo e gbe olohun tobi….

Of course i gave the default answer of yes and assured her i will be ready to keep her company and give her more which she replied to with a happy smiley.

What time today “…. She inquired…

Haha, for my mind i was like so soon…The first song that came to my mind was Dprince Take banana…..

Again, i replied yes and we fixed a venue …. I told her i will meet her there my five….. And we ended the convo….

I rushed back to view her profile picture , the rear view must be the reason why christians say ‘ deliver us from temptation’

oh yo yo yo oh…

This week is blessed, first 90k , then this beautiful nairalander …..all in a week……

I bless my stars ,,, i quickly baffed up with my dudu osun extra and used the remaining half of the toothpaste wey i don cut with knife….

I wear my glass and G shock wristwatch, wear my  red arsenal jersey  and blue carrot jeans with my new brown guccik  palm slippers…

I sprayed myself the three  aboki perf wey i get for house and used the remaining vaseline left, to rub my head..

I check myself for mirror… Even kcee or mode9 no fit stand near my fashion sense..

Omo lo set bai…

As evrything gallant, i comot 6k from the money wey i withdraw  and set off to the date venue  with only one mission on my  007 mind.

“Bring the babe back home for Deliverance”

To Be Continued…
  

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Must Read: Untamed Librarian… Part 6

A Story Written By Larabae13*
 
chapter 6
 
“Your eyes are good in candle light,it shines through your glasses giving a man a punch in the gut” Alan confesses. “Oh thank you” she blushed hard. The waiter brought their food and re-filled their glasses. They continued talking while they ate and enjoying the scenery,then a lady came to their table with a small dog in her hands,she looked tall and beautiful with a blonde hair and big blue eyes.”Hey Alan,haven’t seen you around the club in a while I’ve missed playing tennis with you and who is this…?” She asked haughtily. “Hello gina,how are you? This is….”

“Nobody,no one you wanna know” clara cut in. Alan looked at Clara with confusion in his eyes,he was puzzled on why clara doesn’t want to let him introduce her. Gina looked down her nose on Clara and wondered why a lady with low class and poor taste was having dinner with a sophisticated man like Alan,she disliked her already. Clara felt miserable inside,the dinner that has been going well has been ruined by this rich and beautiful bimbo who looks too beautiful for Alan to pass off,now she has no chance in hell of dating Alan because this woman is Alan’s taste not her the ugly duckling who thinks she could turn into a princess. 

“I know your date is waiting for you gina don’t keep him waiting” Alan said. Gina looked at Clara with hate in her eyes and blew Alan a kiss then she walked back to her table. Alan looked at Clara and saw that she looked down even though she tried to cover it and said “would you like to dessert now or we should leave?” Clara shrugged “I don’t know it’s upto you” Alan called for the waiter and told him to pack up the dessert for take-away and to bring the bill.

 “I know why you’re looking so down but let get outta here first” he said. The went out of the restaurant and got into the car with Alan driving towards the beach. They got down from the car and walked on the cool sand of the beach holding their shoes and Alan holding the packed dessert.They walked in silence for a while then Alan broke the silence “let’s sit down first.” 

They sat down on the sand and Alan opened the chocolate cake and gave her a fork. “Now let’s talk. I know that gina annoyed you,she can be very rude but I just tolerate her because her parents are friends of mine”. Clara looked at him and felt a surge of relief maybe he doesn’t like gina after all “ok if you say so. Thank you” she smiled up at him. Alan siezed the opportunity and kissed her softly making her sigh and tremble with passion. 

The cake was forgotten as he pulled her to him and started using his hands to explore her body. The kiss got fast and wild with Alan dipping his hands into her dress and handling her puckered Bosom she moaned loud and bit him on his neck making him shiver.”I wanna make love to you but this is not the right time or place” Alan whispered to her. He kissed her hard one last time and stood up. Clara eyes was dazed and she couldn’t think straight, she shook her head to clear out the sluggishness from her brain. She looked up at Alan, saw that he was still aroused and blushed.

 “I think we need to get going now Alan” “yea alright” he answered and packed up the cake. They went home in silence both thinking about the night. Alan parked the car at the front of Clara’s house and they both walked to the door. “Invite me in Clara we need to talk and don’t look at me like that I’m not going to make love to you,not tonight anyways” She opened the door and they both walked in.Alan surveyed the house and went to sit down on a chair. “Do you want a cup of coffee?” Clara asked nervously. 

“Sit Clara”. “I like you” he started. “With all your drab dressing and tortoise shell glasses I just can’t get you outta my mind. I know I’m coming on too strong but this night made me realize I can’t have a fling you but a real relationship and I want that!.”

 He confessed. Clara was shell-shocked and her mouth wide open,she closed them and took a deep breathe “i-i-i didn’t expect this,I didn’t expect to come to this town and start having a relationship but you see,you came into my life and now I can’t stop thinking about you.I want a shot at having a relationship with you, I really do.” 

She smiled at him and he smiled back. “Come here let me hold you” and she went to his arms sighing contently “I’m sure we’ll sleep deeply tonight because there is no need to worry about how to get each other anymore” Clara said. “Hmmn so you were having sleepless night over me? I’m impressed.” Alan grinned “hey don’t let it get into your head mr.”

 “Don’t worry I won’t because you’ve been giving me sleepless nights too even distracting me from my work” He said. Clara smiled “good.so it wasn’t only me”. He kissed her fore-head and got up “it is time to start going home I’ll call you when I get home” he kissed her one last time “goodnight Clara, dream of me” he said and went to car. Clara sighed and pinched herself to know that she wasn’t dreaming. Alan kevlar was in a relationship with her! Her the dowdy librarian! She jumped up and went to sleep with a smile on her face.

To Be Continued…

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Music: Mama Say - Wax J

After the release of his "6 Digits" EP which gained a lot of downloads and recognition's, Wax J is set to keep the pace with dishing out good songs. Here is his first official single this year called "Mama Say" an inspirational songs that talks about the Street life and the daily Encouragement from Mama. This is definitely a hit. (@waxjharuna)

Download and enjoy coz Mama Say it's a hit.

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1EYEPEACE FT PHERROWSJUZ - EVERYDAY NO BE CHRISTMAS

African Veteran Rap Act 1Eyedpeace returns with this hit single after shutting down Kaduna december31st with award winning rapper Pherrowshuz download and listen now.

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MMG BOSS DROPS NEW TRACK.......KINDLY ANTICIPATE

Megatunez Muzik Gang in Collaboration with Ebona Productions Drops 
#THIS_KIND_CHANGE
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Must Read: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k At A NightClub (18+)… Part 4

A Story written by @iamsynord… (Ff @iamsynord on twitter)…

Immediately the Joystick crowed and My Joystick growled, the first thing i did was to identify the location of the money……

I recounted the money one by one  to make sure it was complete make we no con dey hear issue of spiritual deduction…..

I had no choice than to verify that money again because My dream the night before was quite terrible…. It was just jama jama

….. I was jejely sleeping my own when the dream kicked off…

I was just walking on the road when i saw a packaged gift with my name written on it…

Of course  without delay or second thought , i picked it up ,only for me to look back and see two masquerades coming towards  with full speed, holding  sharp cutlasses …

“ban gbo  wo mi, ban gbo wo mi( give me my money,give me money)..

For where ???

phiam !!!, we started the temple run, dream version …..i held onto the package  tightly as the masquerades  chased me and trust the boy for anything awoof, me sef no slack as i turn usain bolt for the matter….

The rest part i no remember but i just wade the thing off…. Aimoye dreams..

If all dreams dey come to pass, all those dreams wey i go dey fight lieu keng or they act chinese film  and do all those jet li tricks abi the sweet ones wey i dey get with dija for don come to pass… :(

abegi…

All those dreams wey i go dey chop pounded yam with egusi soup and smoked frog lap, food wey i no  dey see chop for real life :(

i go even wake up and chop mouth to see if any remain from the dream but nothing…

Shior…. Ala go jare…

And with that, for the first time in 3 months, i did my devotion….

Haaa….. You dey laugh ?… Ani make person sha clear any appeareance of evil…anyway na way.

Picked up my daily devotion wey dust don full am and used john 3 vs 16 as the devotion text…

I spent 30 mins singing various songs and almost one hour praying; then ended it with seven powerful halleluyahs…

Am insured jare….;D…

With that,. I set off to the expenditure and budget of the money and things i needed to get as soon as possible..

person wey talk say money no be everything na bastard…:(

Despite the fact dat it was cassava grates i drank last night, immediately i withdrew the money , even till this morning, Hunger dissapear.

Bank never Call me, nobody don disturb me say so so so and so money entered ki ni kan ,ki ni kan…

Jesus is Lord..

Shirts-5000
gold chain (mallam)-2000
shoes-20,000 naira
nigerian jersey (two) – 2500 naira
airforce1 album -100 naira
tithes, offering and church donations – 1500 naira

……

I was still drafting the budget when i received a message via pm from nairaland…

It was a message from one of the powerful and respected romanceland babes ( i will use secret to cover her identity here)

This girl had various threads dedicated to her on nairaland and guys no dey allow am rest because of her beauty and asset.

Her elegant smile and massive backside is enough to drive any man crazy,,,

Bet why me ?

i was shocked because i don pm this babe now e don enter 3 wks, wey she con dey reply now…

I checked the msg and chillaxed for like 30 mins before i replied may she no go dey reason herself special….

Hi, boo osin
hello….
Hi, Do you stay in abuja ?
Yes i do…….

The next message wey i go see shock me no be small….

To Be Continued…





 

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Must Read: Untamed Librarian… Part 5

A Story Written By Larabae13…

Alan parked the car at the front of clara’s house and got out of the car.he was nervous as hell he wondered why he was nervous because he has dated countless of women but the thing is none of them is like Clara. She opened the door and Alan’s mouth fell open and he got hard all of a sudden damn! She looked beautiful.The sheer black dress clung to her curves like a second skin and even the tortoise shell glasses was a turn on.”You look beautiful Clara…I’ve never seen you with your hair down and it looks beautiful and shiny” He said as he placed a kiss on her lips.She blushed and said “thank you, you aren’t looking bad yourself”. They got into the car and Alan drove them to a seaside restaurant.They were shown to their table and took their seat with Alan ordering champagne. Clara looked around with awe taking it all in at once and feeling a sense of calmness. “So what do you want to order? Alan asked bringing Clara out of her riverie “umm I haven’t checked the menu yet” she said as she took the menu book and looked through the lists that was wrtten in it. The waiter came to the table with the champagne in a ice bucket “are you ready to order sir?” He asked as he poured the champagne in the glass. “We’ll take no.17 please” Alan replied. The waiter nodded and went away. They made a toast and drank to new beginnings



To Be Continued…

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Must Read: Untamed Librarian… Part 4

“Perfect! Just perfect!”Alan said to himself as he made another mistake in the file that he was altering.He just couldn’t stop thinking about the librarian since he left the grocery store on saturday and he has been having erotic dreams of her which is giving him hard ons since saturday night and it’s monday he just couldn’t continue with taking cold showers and having sleepless nights,he need to do something about this,he thought. His secretary walked in and handed him some more files she looked at his table and saw that he hasn’t started the first file “sir,is there a problem?” She asked because it was odd “no problem jemma you can go back to your station” he answered “ok if you say so sir” and she walked out. “I can’t keep on going like this I need to do something on it”

After he finished from the office,Alan got into his jaguar and left for the library with a purpose on his mind and a determined look on his face.As he got out of his car in front of the library,he saw that they were already closing up and walked up to Clara and Mrs briggs.Clara saw Alan sauntering over to where she stood with anna locking up the library and her heart started beating fast with her hands getting sweaty,she was nervous all of a sudden.she tried smoothing her somber grey suit and smiled tremulously at Alan “hi Alan,sorry but we’re closed for today”she said shakily and cleared her throat.mrs briggs turned from where she was locking the door and smiled at Alan “Alan does your mother want another book?”She asked jokingly.Alan grinned at both of them and said”I’m here to take you out Clara” anna briggs laughed”about time somebody took this girl for a date,I’ll be on my way now enjoy yourselves and do behave yourselves”. Clara stood with a play of emotions going through her eyes from surprised to fear to happiness. “I’m sorry but I’ve got plans for tonight” she said.”No no no,don’t even think you can escape from this I won’t relent until you say yes”Alan insisted.”But I’m not dressed for an outing”she cried out “it’s alright just get in the car”.

The sun was just setting when Alan stopped the car at a diner “you see that you don’t need to dress up” he said and got out of the car with Clara too getting out of the car then they entered the diner and took a table looking out the window.A waitress came over ” hello there Alan we haven’t seen you here in while,how is natalia? I hope you are also hearing from james.So what will you have?”She said battering her lashes to him. “I’ll take today’s special and they are all fine….Clara what do you want?” Clara looked at the waitress with amusement and said”I’ll have what you are having” the waitress faced clara and looked at her dubiously”aren’t you the new librarian?you don’t look like you came from the city at all” she wondered what a lady who dresses like her grandma was doing having dinner with Alan. “Thank you but can you please be fast with the food?” Clara inserted.”I’ll get right on it”the waitress said and went to give their orders to the cook. “Penelope can be very blunt I apologize if she annoys you”Alan said with laughter in eyes. “I’m not offended just amused,she’s got eyes on you.women just like to fawn over you”said Clara “what about you?are u fawning over me?” “Don’t hold your breathe Alan I’ve got more important things to do than fawn over a handsome guy”She said with a tinge of pink in her cheeks.Alan laughed out loud”you do think I’m handsome!” She blushed.The food was brought with penelope the waitress pushing her bust to Alan’s face when she wanted to place his food on the table “enjoy”she said and cat-walked back to the kitchen.Clara looked at Alan with a i-told-you-so look on her face and Alan grinning at her. “So Clara tell me,why a librarian?” Alan inquired as they ate.”I just love books and the feel of them,in all my twenty-five years I’ve been with books in fact,I read library an archival information at the university.”She answered “interesting.I heard that your mother was estranged from the family that was why you didn’t know your aunt” he said. “Yea,news sure travel fast in this town…..one minute I thought I was the only one left in my family then the next minute I’m inheriting a big old house from a aunt I didn’t even know.when I was cleaning the attic I saw some pictures of my mother and her sister and also my grandparents it feels good to know that my mother had a family”she clarified “what about your father’s family?”He asked. “My father was the only child of his parent because they had him late and they died when I was young.what about you? I heard about you having a brother and a sister” “yea natalia and james are twins.Natalia has a gift and flower shop while james is away overseeing one of the corporations in europe.” They talked about other things and before they new it night has fallen.”I think it’s time for us to leave I didn’t know it has become late like this”Alan said. They got up and Alan signed his bill then they went out into the car.They went home in a satisfied silence,Alan parked the car in front of Clara’s doorstep and got down to walk her to the door “Thank you Alan,It was a splendid dinner but you don’t need to walk me to the door”Clara said but inside she was shaking everywhere because she didn’t know what will happen next.”The pleasure is mine and if I don’t walk you to the door how will I claim to be a gentle man?” Clara opened the door and was contemplating between asking him in and telling him goodnight out here. “Clara I’ll kiss you now do you want me too?” Clara stood eyes wide open and before she knew it she was being kissed.Her heart began beating loudly with blood going straight to her head making her light headed,good God! but he could kiss she thought her Bosom puckered up and she felt hot and moist under.Alan deepened the kiss,devouring her like he couldn’t get enough of her,she tasted sweet with a heady scent of jasmine wafting through his nose.he growled deep and used his arms to press her more to his body.Clara moaned as he rained kisses on her face and neck,all thoughts left her as she felt his hardness against her body,she shivered and moaned with pleasure and her legs felt weak. A car horn sounded somewhere near making them jump apart, they’ve even forgotten that they were still out on the porch, “for a librarian you kiss like a courtesan,dang it! What are you doing to me Clara?”Alan said “I-I-I….oh gosh I can’t think! You do things to me that I can’t explain Alan”She responded. “Why don’t I take you to a proper dinner tomorrow night and we can talk about it?” “Umm….maybe….” “No,I don’t wanna hear a maybe just say yes” “ok yes” “good,I’ll pick you up by 7pm tomorrow” he said and stole a quick kiss from her then got into his car and drove out of her house. Clara stood staring into space then shook her head to clear the cobwebs that is in her head then,she went inside and sat down hard,her emotions in shambles and she couldn’t even think straight.





To Be Continued…

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Must Read: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k At A NightClub (18+)… Part 3

A Story written by @iamsynord… (Ff @iamsynord on twitter)…

Grrrr…. Grrrr… Grrrr…Grrr

The smell of new new 1000 naira notes penetrated my nostrils…i couldn't believe my eyes….i almost shouted ….
Shuu…. Fi mi le je kin jaye e ;D…..
After i withdrew the first 20 thousand, i withdrew another 30 thousand… So as to be rest assured , i checked the remaining balance….and it correlated.
The whole money was actually 90k sent in indeed…
I quickly carried my money inside my own pocket and rushed to get a bike back when a man in suit and tie came to meet me…
Bros, bros , please i am from lagos… I came from lagos for a ceremony and now am stranded.,, i need money to eat….”please any amount
I hurriedly walk ,ignoring him.
“Bros am talking to you am not poor, as you can see am well dressed ! help me pls”..
Shior …
The was the same man that i saw two weeks ago at another bank saying he came from calabar for a business meeting and was robbed and left without money…
Perhaps night wey nack no make am remember my face…Na me u wan 419….. Werey;D
i hurriedly walk , looking left and right to make sure the man in suit did not follow me…. I ran as quick as possible and boarded a bike back home, my hand held tightly to my pocket throughout the journey…

Immediately i got home , i locked the door behind and  sat down to count my blessings…
10 pm
I still could not believe the kinda of Luck that I encountered as i sat down to count the money ….. I never experred it…..
Ori iya mi eleko must be responsible for this…. My mothers prayer is seriously working for me.
May God bless whoever sent me this money during this change era.. Who knows, it might even be one of those  corrupt politician money or those yahoo yahoo boys money….:( Na God punish  them thru me……
Oh God my Lord works in mysterious ways..
A lot of ideas started flashing through my  mind… Buying a new laptop, some new Vintage clothes.., second yeezy shoes and some gold chains …..
Its about time to Swag up. 8-)
I need not call my parents…. I know what make anybody  dey quote matthew abi malachia for me and beg me to return  stolen money…  :(
Shingba, my mama or papa no go get…… Even my brothers no go smell am…
Make dey sef God pray make baba God pick up…
A lotta of ideas flooded through my mind as i settled down on my bed… After my regular job with the Bosom thread and sending a couple of pms , i slept off and by Tomorrow,  people go start to know say i don arrive..

To Be Continued…

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Must Read: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k At A NightClub (18+)… Part 2

I sharpaly took the bike and headed towards the atm… The bike man was just driving rough and entering pothholes as if they ave sent him to make sure i dont reach my destination…

Economy nigeria yii le fa, can you believe av not eaten, this buhari time is hard oo…. Even my wife is, pure water is now 10 naira………..”

  This bikeman sha kept disturbing me with useless economic discussions and tried so hard to strike a conversation but na that 80k dey my mind …. I couldnt wait for him to just drop me at my destination…

On my way, many thoughts flashed through my mind… What if it was rufus the phone repairer that hacked my phone and sent the msg so that i will come to the atm and he will send boys to beat me up….. ???

No.,. He wouldnt do that , there is no greater punishment than the one he has already given me…..

Abi na person mistakenly send the money. Ni… If na mistake ,the person don make costly mistake be that because even if heaven come down, i no dey return one kobo of this money…..

:. Oga na 100 naira be your money……

Since when he turn 100 naira… I asked as i watched him looked at the 60 naira i gave him with a stern face….

 Oga , na 100 naira jor…. He said harshly as he made attempt to park his bike and remove his key so as to engage in a free for all fight with me…

Shior , na you devil send…..  I just gave him the 100 naira like that make he allow my pikin come…

Eleribu omo….

ATM, here i come…. It had better be true ooo .

Immediately  i alighted from the bike, I went straight to the ATM….. I greeted the people i met there and inquired  if the ATM was dispensing….

It was after the confirmation of the dispensation of the automated innovation that i now render the Popular ATM anthem…

Are you the last person on the que…

Yes…. …the last lady replied sternly… Person go  easily know say na one of those pple wey con withdraw 500 she be…

Ok, am at your back.

And with that i  hung round.i just dey pray make he no reach my turn make machine talk say no longer dispensing… I go kill myself or commit suicide ni because the person wey do mistake send am fit don sharpaly rectify the error if i no withdraw the damn thing today.,.

One bros come talk say he get emergency make i allow am  enter my front withdraw, na the eye i take look am send am comot..we wey we dey line get two head…

Emergency kor, Oliver twist ni….

When it was my turn , i quickly jumped forward, crossed my heart and inserted my atm card…

The thing ask for pin… I put am….

Account ,,, saving….

As i sabi say the money wey dey my account no kuku reach 3k before, i typed in 20 thousand naira only… Make i just test run am…

Make e no con be like say na jonzing i dey….

So help me God.

To Be Continued…

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Must Read: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k At A NightClub (18+)......PT 1

After sacrificing a lot, i was able to corner 200 naira airtel card which i used to subscribe 2g for my sim…

  With my  newly hustled data which must be managed for the next 2 weeks, I was jejely surfing nairaland on my broken screen nokia 2100 java phone that fateful morning, trying to figure out the Bosom or cleaveage exposing threads , whether i should go for cossy expose milkshake or it is Mocheddah fails to wear bra  i should click first ,  a message entered into my phone…

The phone switched off as usual  when it received the message as a result of the thuraya sim slot i enginereed on it.

i had to removed the yellow rubber bands which i used to tie the “handset” together…

After using my tongue to taste the battery current, i inserted the tecno battery back into the phone..

Thinking it was all these Mtn ( Do you know 2 plus 2 is equal to 4, for more solutions, text maths to 419)  kinda of messages, i didnt bother to check it……

As I finished drinking my sugarless and milkless garri at around 6pm which will also serve as my dinner and with nothing left to do, I continued viewing Dija exposes Bosom threads with my dangote groundnut oil placed strategically besides me..

i was Still enjoying myself as  i surfed subdeliveryman and trailerjamshow tls on my twitter when the shuffle playlist i was listening to with my earpiece suddenly played VIC O ,its drake and milk oh oh..

How the song got to my phone  is till a mystery but i suspect it must be the handiwork of rufus, the phone repairer who said he was going to punish me for not paying him completely after he fixed a motorola memory card slot for my phone..

He must have sent this virus through bluetooth to my phone….

I had no choice than to close my opera mini and stop the noise playing from my phone and in that process, checked the message i received.

To say i was shocked would be and understatement when i saw it was an alert of 80 thousand naira…

I checked the message, message sender and previous alert messages from my bank again to confirm whether i was not been tricked….

I opened the window, looked around , jumped up, used blade to cut my skin small and came back to check the phone one more time,  ….

And i saw it clearly…. 90 thousand naira only…. 90,000, 90,000 , ….

The money alert was actually from my bank….

Haha, i closed the Cossy Bosom in red gown thread i was viewing and around 8 30pm that same day, i borrowed 100 naira from lasisi69 my neighbour and  quickly rushed to take a motorcycle to the nearest ATM….

To Be Continued…

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She got home and sorted out her groceries putting the bags away in the drawer. She brought out her gardening tools and went outside to tend to the neglected garden cutting the weeds around the roses and petunias.the sun was still shining bright when she gathered her tools and went inside for a cool drink, as she was drinking a chilled orange juice,her mind wandered to Alan and how handsome he looked in his blue t-shirt.”He probably has tons of girls fawning over him and he enjoys trampling on their hearts…oh but he makes me shiver” she said to herself “I wonder how s*x will be with him it sure won’t be bad cos he looks like he what he’s doing both in and outta the bed,a pity I’m too plain for his type” she sighed “enough of this foul mood Clara let’s go do some baking to bring sanity back to us” she got up and went into the kitchen to do some baking,she contemplated in baking a cake or a bread or maybe some chocolate chips cookie would do then she got to work and forgot about Alan for a while.




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Alan kevlar grinned at mrs briggs knowing that the grin would soften her up a bit “aw anna, what do you mean by I haven’t stepped foot in here in a while? Aren’t you seeing my foot here now?” He said. He then heard a gasp behind anna ” is this the new librarian?” He asked anna,all Alan saw was a petite woman in a dark brown get-up with a tight up hair and old glasses “hi miss….” “Oh sorry,Alan this is clara hamilton,late suzy adler’s niece who inherited the big old house and she is also our new libarian. Clara,meet Alan kevlar of the kevlars,they’re one of the oldest family in this town.” Mrs briggs inserted. “Hello,Alan” Clara greeted. “Nice to meet you Clara” He answered. Wait what? Was that a s*xy** voice coming from clara? It couldn’t be let me get her to talk again.He thought ” so, how are you holding up? Being a new town and all” he asked. “I’ve been settling in well, I like the quiet not like the noise in the city” clara answered. Oh it sure is a s*xy** voice! Alan took a step back and patiently he checked her out again….she is beautiful if she try and loosen up her hair which is dark as sin by the way,and those clothes are hiding lot of curves even the without the glasses she has blue eyes that a man can drown into and then he smiled inwards.

“So what brings you in here Alan?” Mrs briggs asked “yea I almost forgot why I came in here.Mother told me that I should get her the new novels written by her favorite author. She said you know the author already and you shouldn’t forget to come for tea soon” he told her, from the corner of his eyes he saw clara arranging the books in the children’s corner. “Yea the books, let me get them for you. So how are you preparing for the Labor day? I know mary your mother would be making her guest list for the Labor day party even though it is a month away,bless her soul.” Anna said as she handed over the stamped library books to Alan. Alan laughed and said “when I left the house now,she had mrs potts the housekeeper bringing out all the china and cleaning them”. “Gotta go now anna,I’ve got many appointments to see to.”  “See you later Clara.” He left. “Isn’t he a sweet boy?!” Mrs briggs beamed at Clara who has showed up beside her. yea he surely is. Clara thought



To Be Continued…

 

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