A Story written by @iamsynord… (Ff @iamsynord on twitter)…
i chartered a taxi with only me in the car so the babe no go reason me local….. So from the minute i drop, she go sabi say kini
Kosere ni moscow…
I got there …… U got think say na me nicki and musa sing that all eyes on me song for..
Everybody was just feeling the boy… Baba iya anybody.
.i tried to scan the place for her face but na the eyes of the stonecold waitress my own eyes dey meet… i couldnt locate her..
i tried dialling her number yet again but she no pick .. perhaps she was on her way,stucked in traffic or something …
i dialled my date number again.. she didnt pick up..this happened almost 6 times .. i messaged ,, yet no reply.
Sir , please what are you looking for ?? the very rude statement came from one of the ugly female waiters who had been staring at me all this while but i no gree look her side.
I wanted to give her a very stupid answer but i controlled myself..
“ am waiting for someone “ i said calmly..
Ehn :(
Ehnn.. :-/
Ok , but you have to buy something sir… we have special discounts for today
Ok gimme….
So i ordered for food wey i no budget for ..,,,
By the time wey i don waste like two hours for dere, with different people staring at me and making comments , na so i vex comot.
When i reach house, i para gan for the babe and questioned why she take me for such a fool…. :(
she sha dey begged , that her phone died, her battery swelled up , her charger burnt, her ki ni kan, ki ni kan.
I seriously insulted her and all but she kept her cool and later me sef calm down because she get my weak point…..
As i was busy spitting fire like merlin dragon, she was sha apologizing….
E no tey wey she sha beg sey wetin she fit use appease me..
Me sef , take big risk and like play ,like play replied ” Bosom will do it for me
”
i was almost regretting my action when almost 15 mins later, i saw a picture on my whatsupp nd gbam…..
She sent it…..
jesus is lord……
Do you like it ? She asked..
Ehn, like ki ke, i cherish it ni fa…..
And gbam, that was how did whole thing turn to s*x chat ooo…. (mind you, me i didnt send any picture :(, only her)
and she kept sending those pictures,,, and she kept sending them…you go think say she get folder for them ni.
….
” will you go clubbing tomorrow ?
“hmmn well am not sure
“please be sure ooo……
By the time she tell me things wey she go do me for the club and after the club say we go go my house and do some other things, i had no choice than to concur…
Yay, i wouldnt dissapoint this time around… ”
we fixed a top club in abuja which we would be attending and continued our chatting which deviated from the Most high commandments..
I will………. ;:p., i will…… I will sit…. I will grab…… I will swallow the…….
Egbelegbe ooo…
By the time wey the chat go finish for around 11 30pm, i don use two full vaselines that i just bought and was halfway through the third one…
Wetin i go do this girl after club ehn….
I just couldnt wait for friday to knack… Kasa !!
To Be Continued…
i chartered a taxi with only me in the car so the babe no go reason me local….. So from the minute i drop, she go sabi say kini
Kosere ni moscow…
I got there …… U got think say na me nicki and musa sing that all eyes on me song for..
Everybody was just feeling the boy… Baba iya anybody.
.i tried to scan the place for her face but na the eyes of the stonecold waitress my own eyes dey meet… i couldnt locate her..
i tried dialling her number yet again but she no pick .. perhaps she was on her way,stucked in traffic or something …
i dialled my date number again.. she didnt pick up..this happened almost 6 times .. i messaged ,, yet no reply.
Sir , please what are you looking for ?? the very rude statement came from one of the ugly female waiters who had been staring at me all this while but i no gree look her side.
I wanted to give her a very stupid answer but i controlled myself..
“ am waiting for someone “ i said calmly..
Ehn :(
Ehnn.. :-/
Ok , but you have to buy something sir… we have special discounts for today
Ok gimme….
So i ordered for food wey i no budget for ..,,,
By the time wey i don waste like two hours for dere, with different people staring at me and making comments , na so i vex comot.
When i reach house, i para gan for the babe and questioned why she take me for such a fool…. :(
she sha dey begged , that her phone died, her battery swelled up , her charger burnt, her ki ni kan, ki ni kan.
I seriously insulted her and all but she kept her cool and later me sef calm down because she get my weak point…..
As i was busy spitting fire like merlin dragon, she was sha apologizing….
E no tey wey she sha beg sey wetin she fit use appease me..
Me sef , take big risk and like play ,like play replied ” Bosom will do it for me
”i was almost regretting my action when almost 15 mins later, i saw a picture on my whatsupp nd gbam…..
She sent it…..
jesus is lord……
Do you like it ? She asked..
Ehn, like ki ke, i cherish it ni fa…..
And gbam, that was how did whole thing turn to s*x chat ooo…. (mind you, me i didnt send any picture :(, only her)
and she kept sending those pictures,,, and she kept sending them…you go think say she get folder for them ni.
….
” will you go clubbing tomorrow ?
“hmmn well am not sure
“please be sure ooo……
By the time she tell me things wey she go do me for the club and after the club say we go go my house and do some other things, i had no choice than to concur…
Yay, i wouldnt dissapoint this time around… ”
we fixed a top club in abuja which we would be attending and continued our chatting which deviated from the Most high commandments..
I will………. ;:p., i will…… I will sit…. I will grab…… I will swallow the…….
Egbelegbe ooo…
By the time wey the chat go finish for around 11 30pm, i don use two full vaselines that i just bought and was halfway through the third one…
Wetin i go do this girl after club ehn….
I just couldnt wait for friday to knack… Kasa !!
To Be Continued…
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