A story written by Exislove… If you missed part One yesterday read it HERE
The noise of people rushing to early morning mass woke up the two sleepers that were
occupying a four bedroom apartment inside the luxurious bus. It was peter that woke up first before James followed suit. At first, they were oblivious of their present environment.
” oboy na where we dey? ” peter asked his friend James. It was obvious that he was still suffering from hangover. ” na house we dey nah! ” James screamed like someone that had an encounter with
insanity. ” but from my angle of depression, e be like say this place no be house, ” Peter replied moving towards the exit point of the luxurious bus. ” e bi like say you don dey see thing, and i sure
say you don high.
This na our house for inside our compound. ” James countered. It was when Peter got to the exit and looked outside that he discovered that it was not a fraction of his imagination that was playing
tricks on him. The whole surrounding was bright and beautiful, infact all creatures great and small
were staring at them. He rushed back into the bus to inform James of his discoveries. He saw James looking into the window like someone that had seen a ghost.
That was when it occurred to him that something was amiss. ” guy you dey Unclad! ” James whispered to him. ” even you too! ” Peter replied and busted into a silent laughter. They quickly searched for their trousers but it was nowhere to be found. Unknown to them After the two hackers made away with their money, A little boy that came out to wee in the wee hour heard snoring from
the luxurious bus, and being a mischievous boy, he moved slowly towards the luxurious bus
and saw the two adults sleeping undisturbed in a corner inside the bus.
He moved quietly and collected their clothes, the one that he could lay hands on. Since it was
still the wee hour, the little boy could not locate their pants and singlets that was at the far
right. Peter and James searched earnestly for their trousers, but to no avail. They were even lucky
that the boy did not make away with their undies, if that had been the case, they would
have been so sorry for themselves. Putting on their undies, and before anyone could say jack Robinson, the two friends ran out of the luxurious bus like two wild rabbit looking for their hole.
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They took a sharp bend that led to their street after running for about forty five minutes before
slowing down to catch their breathe and deliberate on their folly. ” oboy you mean sey those babes just carry our money go just like that? ” James spoke after they came to a complete halt under a mango tree that was some few yard from the batcher that they were occupying. ” them even get mind carry our trousers and shirt join am! ” Peter said with hoarse voice. ” I just thank God say them leave our boxers and singlets ” James put in laughing. ” talking about God, which time you go church
last? ” Peter asked his friend James. ” me no fit remember! ” James replied scratching his head. ” mehn! Mosquitoes been full for that bus o! ” he added also scratching his hands and feet.
” no be small thing o! ” Peter replied. He too was feeling the impact of the Mosquitoe bite. ” but those girls think say them fit just play us go just like? “he added. ” no mind the mumu them, the only thing wey them gain na the scrafing and the things wey we chop for that bar yesterday, as for the
money, na counterfeit money them be that. ” James replied and burst into a wild laughter followed by Peter. ” oboy make we dey go before somebody come see us for this place with this kind of clothes. Na yawa be that oh! ” Peter added and started laughing again.
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” nna mehn!, we suppose go church today go thank God for the deliverance wey Im give us today! ” Peter suggested after they’ve taken their bath and have eaten. ” na true talk oh! ” James seconded. ” but which church wey we go come go nah? ” he added. ” we go just waka dey go, any church wey
make sense, we go just branch. ” ” na good talk be that. ” James replied. With that they put on their clothes and strolled out of the house. After roaming the street for close to an hour, they saw a sign post which read ” THE SANCTUARY OF PRAISE “.
” very good!, i think this one go make sense! ” James whispered to Peter. ” and fine fine girls go dey this church! ” Peter chuckled. With that they started tracing the exact location of the church. They took their far right following the arrow that was placed at every bend to serve as a pointer for those that were coming to the church for the first time. After turning two more bends they came face
to face with the church.
” oboy eh! ” James screamed unconsciously. ” Bloooooooood of Ebuka!!! ” Peter joined in the exclamation. The two friends folded their hands and looked at the church with their mouths wide open. They have never seen a church that was smelling of class like this one before them. The gate of the church was wide open. And from the gate of the church to the church auditorium were two rolls of flowers. There was a small roundabout some meters before the auditorium, and flowers where planted roundabout it too. There was an ” n ” shaped flower that crossed from one side of the gate to
the other side. Even the door of the church had a similar ” n ” shaped flower ranging ten meters
from the church door. There was a massive car park that can contain nothing less than 500 cars.
They move closer to the church door. The door opened on its own which resulted to the two of
them running back in fright. ” chei! See american wonder! ” one of them shouted in awe.
They composed themselves and approached the door again, this time when the opened on its own they did not run back. They stepped into the auditorium and was more thrilled by the interior than they were at the exterior. They would’ve stood there the whole if not for the timely intervention of one of the church official that tapped them on their shoulder.
Actually the lady had been standing in front of them for about a minute but because these two were so lost in the splendor of the environment, they did not notice that someone was standing in front of them, so the lady had to tap them to get their attention. She led them to a seat at the back roll of the
church. The Interior of the church was magnificent to say the least. The seats were arranged in rolls
like a theatre.
The church had a slope like the one in obafemi awolowo university. It was has a white marble wall and the decoration was a simple touch of white and green since it was an independence day. The choir was putting on a white suit and green tie. And were sitting at the left hand side of the church. The ministers were all on a white suit too. All the instruments were positioned close to the choir. The had several instruments. A motif piano and a yamaha cork seven octave piano, a cello, violin, bass guitar, tuning fork, drumsets, trumpets, saxophone etc. The stand was like an orchestra stand.
They were distracted by the voice from the walls Before they could figure out what was going on. ” oboy na where this sound dey come from?, because i no dey see any speaker ” Peter called his friend’s attention to his discovery ” will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed me. But ye say, wherein have we robbed thee?. In tithes and offerings. Ye are cursed with a curse, for ye have robbed me, even this whole nation.
Bring ye all the tithes into the storehouse, that there may be meat in mine house, and prove
me now herewith, saith the LORD of hosts, if I will not open you the windows of heaven, and
pour you out a blessing, that there shall not be room enough to receive it. And i will rebuke the devourer for your sake, and he shall not destroy the fruits of your ground, neither shall your vine cast her fruit before the time in the field, saith the LORD of hosts… ”
James and peter heard the man on the altar saying. ” this must be the man in charge of this church. ” they thought. ” bring out your tithes and offerings, you know that they Which sow sparingly, will reap
sparingly and they Which sow bountifully, will also reap bountifully. So package your offerings very well and put on your dancing shoes, choir please give us a dance able song and lets rock to the glory of the LORD ” the man concluded with a smile These two have not been to church before, they
were just passing by when some breeze blew them into the church, but what we don’t know, is the nature of the breeze that blew them into the church.
Just like a MIRACLE a lady’s voice was heard inthe background and before they could comprehend what was going on, the whole church came alive. The choir was singing ” oh happy day ” and the
lead soloists had a soprano voice. Before their very eyes, people were giving both naira and dollar as offering. ” i don die, this girl voice sweet die!, and see how people dey give money like sey this
country no hard! ” James whispered to Peter. ” na so i see am o! ” Peter replied.
When the offering basket got to them James almost grabbed the basket and run away, the only thing that stopped him was the fact that some people were standing close to the door.
………
” oboy that church get money! ” Peter screamed on their way back to the house after the service had ended. ” i been no know sey dem fit give person wey come church food to chop, if not, i for no dey
waste my time for house. Na for church i for dey take my morning food ” Peter added. ” guy!, no be that one dey my mind, you see the way that money plenty?. If i fit get that money, my problems don solve. ” James replied with a serious look on his face.
WATCH OUT FOR PART 3 TOMORROW
The noise of people rushing to early morning mass woke up the two sleepers that were
occupying a four bedroom apartment inside the luxurious bus. It was peter that woke up first before James followed suit. At first, they were oblivious of their present environment.
” oboy na where we dey? ” peter asked his friend James. It was obvious that he was still suffering from hangover. ” na house we dey nah! ” James screamed like someone that had an encounter with
insanity. ” but from my angle of depression, e be like say this place no be house, ” Peter replied moving towards the exit point of the luxurious bus. ” e bi like say you don dey see thing, and i sure
say you don high.
This na our house for inside our compound. ” James countered. It was when Peter got to the exit and looked outside that he discovered that it was not a fraction of his imagination that was playing
tricks on him. The whole surrounding was bright and beautiful, infact all creatures great and small
were staring at them. He rushed back into the bus to inform James of his discoveries. He saw James looking into the window like someone that had seen a ghost.
That was when it occurred to him that something was amiss. ” guy you dey Unclad! ” James whispered to him. ” even you too! ” Peter replied and busted into a silent laughter. They quickly searched for their trousers but it was nowhere to be found. Unknown to them After the two hackers made away with their money, A little boy that came out to wee in the wee hour heard snoring from
the luxurious bus, and being a mischievous boy, he moved slowly towards the luxurious bus
and saw the two adults sleeping undisturbed in a corner inside the bus.
He moved quietly and collected their clothes, the one that he could lay hands on. Since it was
still the wee hour, the little boy could not locate their pants and singlets that was at the far
right. Peter and James searched earnestly for their trousers, but to no avail. They were even lucky
that the boy did not make away with their undies, if that had been the case, they would
have been so sorry for themselves. Putting on their undies, and before anyone could say jack Robinson, the two friends ran out of the luxurious bus like two wild rabbit looking for their hole.
……………
They took a sharp bend that led to their street after running for about forty five minutes before
slowing down to catch their breathe and deliberate on their folly. ” oboy you mean sey those babes just carry our money go just like that? ” James spoke after they came to a complete halt under a mango tree that was some few yard from the batcher that they were occupying. ” them even get mind carry our trousers and shirt join am! ” Peter said with hoarse voice. ” I just thank God say them leave our boxers and singlets ” James put in laughing. ” talking about God, which time you go church
last? ” Peter asked his friend James. ” me no fit remember! ” James replied scratching his head. ” mehn! Mosquitoes been full for that bus o! ” he added also scratching his hands and feet.
” no be small thing o! ” Peter replied. He too was feeling the impact of the Mosquitoe bite. ” but those girls think say them fit just play us go just like? “he added. ” no mind the mumu them, the only thing wey them gain na the scrafing and the things wey we chop for that bar yesterday, as for the
money, na counterfeit money them be that. ” James replied and burst into a wild laughter followed by Peter. ” oboy make we dey go before somebody come see us for this place with this kind of clothes. Na yawa be that oh! ” Peter added and started laughing again.
……………
” nna mehn!, we suppose go church today go thank God for the deliverance wey Im give us today! ” Peter suggested after they’ve taken their bath and have eaten. ” na true talk oh! ” James seconded. ” but which church wey we go come go nah? ” he added. ” we go just waka dey go, any church wey
make sense, we go just branch. ” ” na good talk be that. ” James replied. With that they put on their clothes and strolled out of the house. After roaming the street for close to an hour, they saw a sign post which read ” THE SANCTUARY OF PRAISE “.
” very good!, i think this one go make sense! ” James whispered to Peter. ” and fine fine girls go dey this church! ” Peter chuckled. With that they started tracing the exact location of the church. They took their far right following the arrow that was placed at every bend to serve as a pointer for those that were coming to the church for the first time. After turning two more bends they came face
to face with the church.
” oboy eh! ” James screamed unconsciously. ” Bloooooooood of Ebuka!!! ” Peter joined in the exclamation. The two friends folded their hands and looked at the church with their mouths wide open. They have never seen a church that was smelling of class like this one before them. The gate of the church was wide open. And from the gate of the church to the church auditorium were two rolls of flowers. There was a small roundabout some meters before the auditorium, and flowers where planted roundabout it too. There was an ” n ” shaped flower that crossed from one side of the gate to
the other side. Even the door of the church had a similar ” n ” shaped flower ranging ten meters
from the church door. There was a massive car park that can contain nothing less than 500 cars.
They move closer to the church door. The door opened on its own which resulted to the two of
them running back in fright. ” chei! See american wonder! ” one of them shouted in awe.
They composed themselves and approached the door again, this time when the opened on its own they did not run back. They stepped into the auditorium and was more thrilled by the interior than they were at the exterior. They would’ve stood there the whole if not for the timely intervention of one of the church official that tapped them on their shoulder.
Actually the lady had been standing in front of them for about a minute but because these two were so lost in the splendor of the environment, they did not notice that someone was standing in front of them, so the lady had to tap them to get their attention. She led them to a seat at the back roll of the
church. The Interior of the church was magnificent to say the least. The seats were arranged in rolls
like a theatre.
The church had a slope like the one in obafemi awolowo university. It was has a white marble wall and the decoration was a simple touch of white and green since it was an independence day. The choir was putting on a white suit and green tie. And were sitting at the left hand side of the church. The ministers were all on a white suit too. All the instruments were positioned close to the choir. The had several instruments. A motif piano and a yamaha cork seven octave piano, a cello, violin, bass guitar, tuning fork, drumsets, trumpets, saxophone etc. The stand was like an orchestra stand.
They were distracted by the voice from the walls Before they could figure out what was going on. ” oboy na where this sound dey come from?, because i no dey see any speaker ” Peter called his friend’s attention to his discovery ” will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed me. But ye say, wherein have we robbed thee?. In tithes and offerings. Ye are cursed with a curse, for ye have robbed me, even this whole nation.
Bring ye all the tithes into the storehouse, that there may be meat in mine house, and prove
me now herewith, saith the LORD of hosts, if I will not open you the windows of heaven, and
pour you out a blessing, that there shall not be room enough to receive it. And i will rebuke the devourer for your sake, and he shall not destroy the fruits of your ground, neither shall your vine cast her fruit before the time in the field, saith the LORD of hosts… ”
James and peter heard the man on the altar saying. ” this must be the man in charge of this church. ” they thought. ” bring out your tithes and offerings, you know that they Which sow sparingly, will reap
sparingly and they Which sow bountifully, will also reap bountifully. So package your offerings very well and put on your dancing shoes, choir please give us a dance able song and lets rock to the glory of the LORD ” the man concluded with a smile These two have not been to church before, they
were just passing by when some breeze blew them into the church, but what we don’t know, is the nature of the breeze that blew them into the church.
Just like a MIRACLE a lady’s voice was heard inthe background and before they could comprehend what was going on, the whole church came alive. The choir was singing ” oh happy day ” and the
lead soloists had a soprano voice. Before their very eyes, people were giving both naira and dollar as offering. ” i don die, this girl voice sweet die!, and see how people dey give money like sey this
country no hard! ” James whispered to Peter. ” na so i see am o! ” Peter replied.
When the offering basket got to them James almost grabbed the basket and run away, the only thing that stopped him was the fact that some people were standing close to the door.
………
” oboy that church get money! ” Peter screamed on their way back to the house after the service had ended. ” i been no know sey dem fit give person wey come church food to chop, if not, i for no dey
waste my time for house. Na for church i for dey take my morning food ” Peter added. ” guy!, no be that one dey my mind, you see the way that money plenty?. If i fit get that money, my problems don solve. ” James replied with a serious look on his face.
WATCH OUT FOR PART 3 TOMORROW
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